Issue 16: Tom Jenks

from sublunar

(1)


bad King John he invented leg wax

in the English forest and the yellow moon

and the barons bald in the thicket they cry

spare us for we are already hairless

and our plums and our damsons ripen but slowly


in England we don’t call these muffins

in England we call these muffins


latent in the shrubbery alone with a finch

alone with a finch and Thousand Island Dressing

in Merthyr where they wax the lemons

at Hampton Court with a tiny chopper


ruined again in wisteria and parsley

alone, alone with guacamole


what wonders is she sitting on over there

alone on a toadstool with Raymond van Barneveld?


Lady Mayoress when you meet me in the mist

hoist high the colours of the Townswomen’s Guild

surrender to me your oblique turret

that we might once more see the stars




(4)


in the new towns, the rhubarb ripens slowly


over the fields like they do in etchings

golden buckwheat, shampoo in their baskets

like Ezra Pound inventing Chinese food

around the ring road on his tricycle


a stag loose amongst the elms

the long lost unicorn of Benjamin Disraeli

all the sorroweful, fotgottone canaries

in the ditch, where Pepys sunk his parmesan


Old John of Gaunt got dropped in a ditch

With a vegan samosa and a packet of crisps

And when the moon came up over Avalon

Old John of Gaunt was gone, was gone

Yes old John of Gaunt was gone


at the hedge school with a Samsung Galaxy

low it bends, the sun, this early morning

it is the eighteenth century and we have no ramekins

but even then for our ploughman’s lunch

we put our pickle in little pots           

and the bees made these

yes, the bees made these


in chronicles, documented, a knight errant

in a stagecoach on the Great North Road

into the forest where the nectarines harden


have I told you about my solar panels?

have I told you about the bulrushes?

have I told you about the thing on my foot?


an ancient monument, mesmerised by blossom

down in the hollow with Jeremy and Jeremy

one of them is wearing a billowing cape




(6)


rain and lingering moon, the apples

the apples bobbing in the starrey ditch


in the alleys, a baby hatched from an egg

in the lanes where the highwaymen are tormented by nettles


honey portion, vegetable oil, blackcurrant jam, a magickal image

the voice emerging from a haunted vase


round here, the spectres shout down the chimneys

the relict shade of Little Billy Fane

amongst the gooseberries, protected by pyramids

the sacred chaffinch of the Chamber of Commerce


I drew a series of squares on the table

And in each I placed a polished stone

And there is no significance in this,

no significance


in the treehouse, the drone of a gramophone

and there on a map in the Moss Troopers’ lair

the sunken coracle of Chas and Dave


out in the baye, the jellyfishe


take this brother, this hand-stretched ciabatta

and with it appease the burghers of Calais

place your hand amongst the watercress

and drive back the ants of Charlemagne


when the revolution came, there was no-one in the street

just one cat staring at a litter bin


in the summer, amongst the barley sugar

and the apples and the ethical mangoes of Albion




(11)


being severalle circuitous routes to the warlockes laire


right and then east in the rain through the trees

up and then west in the rain through the trees

left and then west in the wind through the trees

down and then east in the hail through the trees

left and then north in the wind through the trees

left and then south in the snow through the trees

down and then east in the hail through the trees

right and then east in the wind through the trees

up and then west in the snow through the trees

right and then west in the wind through the trees

left and then north in the wind through the trees

right and then west in the hail through the trees

down and then south in the rain through the trees

left and then south in the rain through the trees

Tom Jenks’ latest book is Spruce, published by Blart Books. He administers the avant objects imprint zimZalla, co-organises The Other Room reading series and website and is completing a PhD at Edge Hill University. More at zshboo.org.

 

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